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A problem ingredient of the first order in that Bush seems to be wrong about—and for—just about everything. Any Bush-flavored dish is a guaranteed failure, and certain to be poorly prepared, executed shoddily, and leaving one wondering if they were drunk when they decided Bush would be a good idea in the first place.

 A special warning: If you are thinking about a dinner party where Bush is the featured food: please, think again. A Bush party is almost certain to end up with the very youngest guests being saddled with the a tab they will spend the rest of their lives paying, and military service age guests sent away for months or years, and perhaps being maimed or killed. Your properly prepared meal will be spurned as the wealthier guests eat the poor, corporate backers will steal the silver, your kitchen help will be deported or off-shored, and all party talk will end up monitored by the FBI.

 The meat itself is on the lean side and has not shown any noticeable signs of improvement with age. The Bush legacy is one of cuts, but generally they have been made in the wrong places, and with a truly stupefying  ineptitude.

 Still, if one simply has to have Bush, then Barbecued and Country Fried spring to mind. Bush has been liberally breaded in the past, and would probably readily adapt to that technique--as long as you stick to white bread. T Bones and Porterhouse are not practical; the result would be all sizzle and no steak. We might also suggest extremely long and slow roasting, perhaps lashing the carcass to a spit and turning frequently over moderate heat until done, a period which should work out to about two terms in office.
 
Rating: 0 Forks -electroshock therapy may not take away the bad taste.

Course Advice:  Any use as an appetizer is long past; as for soup, he has put us in it first; main dishes have lost any limited appeal they ever had. Sweetbreads may have culinary value, but no usable brains.

Recipe suggestions: Election Stollen; Texas Toast; Nut-stuffed Court Supreme; Cherry-picked Intel Beef; Crony S’mores.

Substitutions: Anything would be better, except for Cheney. Maybe even especially Cheney.

Beverage Suggestions: Texas Tea; apple decider; Cold Duck (lame vintages); enough Jaegermeister to wipe out the last seven years.

Warnings: May cause severe reaction in people with an IQ over 25, lovers of language, civil and human rights activists. Infects menus with bad grammar.  Exports poorly.

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